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12.06.2025 06:16
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Europe stock markets fall after Trump doubles steel tariffs - CNBC
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
A new type of X-point radiator that prevents tokamaks from overheating - Phys.org
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
What is your craziest college sex story?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Microbiome: First bacteria we meet can keep us out of hospital - BBC
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Natural Tick Repellent Found—on Donkey Skin - Newser
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
As a Chinese, what disgusts you about the Chinese society today?
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why does NASA's Perseverance rover keep taking pictures of this maze on Mars? - Space
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Then came..
No go.
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Elden Ring Nightreign devs confirm they’re working on a duos mode - Polygon