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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 06:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Europe stock markets fall after Trump doubles steel tariffs - CNBC

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

A new type of X-point radiator that prevents tokamaks from overheating - Phys.org

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Islam is definitely a very anti-LGBTQ religion, so why don't liberals ever stage pro-LGBTQ demonstrations at mosques or at the consulates/embassies of Muslim countries?

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

NASA’s Parker Solar Probe Spots Powerful Magnetic Explosion Aimed at the Sun’s Surface - The Daily Galaxy

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

What is your craziest college sex story?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Microbiome: First bacteria we meet can keep us out of hospital - BBC

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Natural Tick Repellent Found—on Donkey Skin - Newser

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

As a Chinese, what disgusts you about the Chinese society today?

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why does NASA's Perseverance rover keep taking pictures of this maze on Mars? - Space

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do flat earthers think using globetrotter, globetard, and other insults will make the educated arguer fall for the silly flat-earth belief?

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Can omega-6 fatty acids in nuts, vegetable oils lower heart disease and diabetes risk? - Medical News Today

Then came..

No go.

Elden Ring Nightreign devs confirm they’re working on a duos mode - Polygon